Cats versus dogs

I got this one from another blog. Credit to whoever wrote it. This one's for you Guille.

Cats versus dogs....

Dogs get the newspaper for you.
Cats look at you like you can't read.

Dogs are happy to see you when you come home.
Cats say "Where the hell you been?"

Dogs run to the food dish and eat whatever is there.
Cats look at you and say "You want me to eat THAT?"

Dogs get your slippers for you.
Cats sleep on your slippers.

Dogs rescue people from burning buildings.
Cats get stuck in trees.

Dogs can track people through the woods days after
they ran through.
Cats refuse to wear a leash.

Dogs can be trained to help blind people.
Cats refuse to help anybody.

Dogs can be used to sniff out drugs in airports, cars,
houses, etc.
Cats are good at smelling out things they want to EAT.

Dogs are man's best friend.
Cats MIGHT let you be their friend.

Dogs will protect your house from burglers.
Cats will watch the burgler... "Hey... you forgot the
jewlery, stupid..."

Dogs love you.
Cats love themselves.

Dogs come running when you call their name.
Cats look at you like... "You know... we need to talk
about this dumb name you gave me..."

Dogs are always there when you need them.
Cats are busy doing something more important.

Dogs are servants.
Cats are arrogant snobs.

So... which to I prefer?

Cats or dogs?

Cats, of course.

Why, you ask?

Cats poop in a box.

Leave your dog alone at home for a couple days,
sometime, pal....